
Quotation art, your way
Vintage Illustration.
Original illustrations and expressive lettering inspired by the book covers and graphic art of the 1940s–1980s.





“It's easy to be a saint in paradise”
Star Trek: Deep Space NineBenjamin Sisko



“Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.”
Star Trek: Deep Space NineQuark

“You should never tell the same lie twice”
Star Trek: Deep Space NineInspired by Garak



“Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.”
Star Trek: Deep Space NineSisko



“He was more than a hero! He was a UNION man!”
Star Trek: Deep Space NineMiles O’Brien


“Once you have their money, you never give it back.”
Star Trek: Deep Space NineRom

“You know babies... every little thing they pick up goes straight into their ears”
Star Trek: Deep Space NineQuark















“While you’re thinking about that, think about this!”
SeinfeldLieutenant Bookman



“While you’re thinking about that, think about this!”
SeinfeldLieutenant Bookman



“Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.”
The SopranosChristopher Moltisanti (reading a saying from Tony’s hospital wall; author not established)

“Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.”
The SopranosChristopher Moltisanti (reading a saying from Tony’s hospital wall; author not established)

“There’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem.”
The SopranosTony Soprano

“I don’t write nothin’ down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet.”
The SopranosSilvio Dante

“More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision.”
The SopranosDialogue: Carmela Soprano; later repeated by Tony Soprano

“Certain incidents have expired lately.”
The SopranosLittle Carmine Lupertazzi

“More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision.”
The SopranosDialogue: Carmela Soprano; later repeated by Tony Soprano


“A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold”
The SopranosLittle Carmine Lupertazzi



“There’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem.”
The SopranosTony Soprano


“It died on the vine”
The SopranosDialogue: Albert Barese, repeated by Tony Soprano







“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film











“This leash demeans us both.”
The SimpsonsAn unnamed baby through Herb Powell’s translator


“To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson













“But as long as you're with the right people, you can handle anything.”
Brooklyn Nine-NineAmy Santiago

“But as long as you're with the right people, you can handle anything.”
Brooklyn Nine-NineAmy Santiago





“Give the frog a loan.”
Norm Macdonald Live with David SpadeInspired by Norm Macdonald



“It's like there's a horse loose in a hospital.”
Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)John Mulaney

“Chairman of the Bored”
Courtney Thorne-Smith interviewInspired by Norm Macdonald


“I'm going back tomorrow.”
Live in Austin (2021)Shane Gillis's sister, quoted by Shane Gillis





“I'm going back tomorrow.”
Live in Austin (2021)Shane Gillis's sister, quoted by Shane Gillis

“Chairman of the Bored”
Courtney Thorne-Smith interviewInspired by Norm Macdonald



“I'm buying a Cinnabon at the airport I arrived at.”
Chewed Up (2008)Louis C.K.

“I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”
New in Town (2012)John Mulaney

“I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”
New in Town (2012)John Mulaney




“I'm buying a Cinnabon at the airport I arrived at.”
Chewed Up (2008)Louis C.K.


“The D stands for dentification.”
Identification / ID abbreviation routineInspired by Norm Macdonald












































