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An eager dog looks through an open doorway toward a distant city, with cream and red lettering and a red rug in the dark interior.

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Norm Macdonald

Spoken by Norm Macdonald

Hitler’s Dog, Gossip & Trickery — dog affection routine

“Where’s Hitler?”

Open-door dog

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Norm Macdonald in Norm Macdonald: Norm contrasts judgmental human affection with dogs' undiscriminating love. He expressly disavows Hitler, then imagines a dog excitedly seeking him while being told that the owner is away doing evil. Netflix's podcast publisher identifies the dog excerpt as from the special; a public transcript replaying the performance corroborates this exchange. The user approved this exact question and an eager dog, specifically dark comedy and not a tribute. An eager dog looks through an open doorway toward a distant city, with cream and red lettering and a red rug in the dark interior.

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Hitler’s Dog, Gossip & Trickery — dog affection routine

Norm contrasts judgmental human affection with dogs' undiscriminating love. He expressly disavows Hitler, then imagines a dog excitedly seeking him while being told that the owner is away doing evil. Netflix's podcast publisher identifies the dog excerpt as from the special; a public transcript replaying the performance corroborates this exchange. The user approved this exact question and an eager dog, specifically dark comedy and not a tribute.

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40.6 × 61 cm
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Unframed print
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Enhanced matte paper
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