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The line you can’t help quoting.
Start with a favorite exchange, revisit the scene, and find the artwork you’d love to see every day.
Spoken by Jean-Luc Picard
Sins of the Father · Season 3, Episode 17
“You may test that assumption at your convenience”
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Spoken by Worf
The Survivors · Season 3, Episode 3
“Good tea. Nice house.”
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Spoken by Phil Leotardo
All Due Respect · Season 5, Episode 13
“Well, we’re anonymous.”
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Inspired by Jackie Chiles
The Maestro · Season 7, Episode 3
“Balms are unpredictable.”
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Spoken by Quark
Accession · Season 4, Episode 17
“You know babies... every little thing they pick up goes straight into their ears”
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Spoken by Elim Garak
Cardassians · Season 2, Episode 5
“I believe in coincidences, coincidences happen everyday, but I don’t trust coincidences”
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Spoken by Miles O’Brien
Bar Association · Season 4, Episode 16
“He was more than a hero! He was a UNION man!”
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Spoken by Vedek Yassim
Rocks and Shoals · Season 6, Episode 2
“Evil must be opposed”
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Spoken by William Riker
Future Imperfect · Season 4, Episode 8
“I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking!”
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Dialogue: Albert Barese, repeated by Tony Soprano
For All Debts Public and Private · Season 4, Episode 1
“It died on the vine”
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Spoken by George Costanza
The Van Buren Boys · Season 8, Episode 14
“Right in that meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.”
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Spoken by Jiffy Park attendant
The Wig Master · Season 7, Episode 19
“We ask that you please bear with us”
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Inspired by Tony Soprano
Do Not Resuscitate · Season 2, Episode 2
“I think it’s time for you to seriously consider salads”
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Spoken by Artie Bucco
Luxury Lounge · Season 6, Episode 7
“We lead the world in computerized data collection”
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Inspired by Cosmo Kramer and Medical Receptionist
The Package · Season 8, Episode 5
“And what clinic did you say you were with? That’s correct.”
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Spoken by Ralph Cifaretto
University · Season 3, Episode 6
“Why was I born handsome instead of rich”
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Spoken by Jiffy Dump attendant
The Muffin Tops · Season 8, Episode 21
“That’s what I’d like to know about it”
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Spoken by Lieutenant Bookman
The Library · Season 3, Episode 5
“While you’re thinking about that, think about this!”
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Spoken by Corrado “Junior” Soprano
House Arrest · Season 2, Episode 11
“What you don’t know could fill a book”
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Inspired by J. Peterman
The Money · Season 8, Episode 12
“Kudos on a job… done.”
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Spoken by Cosmo Kramer
The Keys · Season 3, Episode 23
“Do you ever yearn?”
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Spoken by Jerry Seinfeld
The Race · Season 6, Episode 10
“I choose not to run.”
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Dialogue: Carmela Soprano; later repeated by Tony Soprano
Whitecaps · Season 4, Episode 13
“More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision.”
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Spoken by Tony Soprano
Chasing It · Season 6, Episode 16
“There’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem.”
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Spoken by Little Carmine Lupertazzi
Kaisha · Season 6, Episode 12
“Certain incidents have expired lately.”
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Spoken by Silvio Dante
The Strong, Silent Type · Season 4, Episode 10
“I don’t write nothin’ down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet.”
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Spoken by Tony Soprano
The Knight in White Satin Armor · Season 2, Episode 12
“Those who want respect, give respect.”
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Spoken by Norm Macdonald
Moth joke on Conan
“Because the light was on.”
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Inspired by Norm Macdonald
Courtney Thorne-Smith interview — film-title spelling joke
“Chairman of the Bored”
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Inspired by Norm Macdonald
Professor of logic routine
“Do you own a doghouse?”
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Inspired by Norm Macdonald
Norm Macdonald Live with David Spade — frog loan joke
“Give the frog a loan.”
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Inspired by Norm Macdonald
Identification / ID abbreviation routine
“The D stands for dentification.”
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Spoken by Norm Macdonald
Hitler’s Dog, Gossip & Trickery — dog affection routine
“Where’s Hitler?”
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Spoken by Cosmo Kramer
The Bizarro Jerry · Season 8, Episode 3
“I don’t even really work here.”
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Inspired by Elaine Benes
The Yada Yada · Season 8, Episode 19
“I mentioned the bisque.”
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Spoken by Alexander Rozhenko
Cost of Living · Season 5, Episode 20
“The higher, the fewer.”
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Spoken by Little Carmine Lupertazzi
Kaisha · Season 6, Episode 12
“A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold”
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Spoken by Ralph Cifaretto
University · Season 3, Episode 6
“What is this, a handsome contest?”
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