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A small red-roofed doghouse below an exaggerated rising stair and cream lettering on blue.

“Do you own a doghouse?”

Professor of logic routineInspired by Norm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Cream Street and gold Smarts! above a blue street corner, lamp post, flying money clip, curved dotted throw and opposing escape arrows.

“Street Smarts!”

Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)John Mulaney

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Cream serif lettering fills a shaped mirror above a red barber chair. A striped cape, barber pole, clippers and a checkerboard floor complete the empty barbershop.

“Your head is good.”

Live in Austin (2021)A barber, quoted by Shane Gillis

From $29 USD

Cream words follow three sweeping bends of a turquoise water slide. Yellow clogs and checked, black-and-gold belongings sit at the pool edge below a yellow-roofed tower.

“I'm going back tomorrow.”

Live in Austin (2021)Shane Gillis's sister, quoted by Shane Gillis

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An empty red director’s chair under a theatrical spotlight, with oversized red and black lettering on cream.

“Chairman of the Bored”

Courtney Thorne-Smith interviewInspired by Norm Macdonald

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A chain of curved signal marks stretches from the little phone past the word SPACE and toward the satellite beside the O in TO.

“It's going to space!”

Late Night with Conan O’Brien (2008)Louis C.K.

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A narrow signal beam cuts through the C/E region of the huge red SPACE while a small phone sits beneath the curved earth.

“It's going to space!”

Late Night with Conan O’Brien (2008)Louis C.K.

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A giant iced roll sits on a suitcase in a terminal. Cream steam coils through the C aperture before connecting down to the icing.

“I'm buying a Cinnabon at the airport I arrived at.”

Chewed Up (2008)Louis C.K.

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An enormous cream quicksand word dissolves into gold sand beside a calm blue-sky highway; smaller cream and orange phrases complete the quotation.

“I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”

New in Town (2012)John Mulaney

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Black connecting words and red-orange emphasized phrases follow a huge sandy hill above a dark vortex; a quiet road, mailbox and sun remain intact at right.

“I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”

New in Town (2012)John Mulaney

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The huge pink P has a curled tail. Cream NEWTONS hangs over a plate of cookies, a fig-illustrated box and a glass of milk.

“Pig Newtons”

Hilarious (2010)Louis C.K.

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A sunny yellow thought bubble overlaps a tangled blue thought bubble. Their tapered streams run into the E and other letter edges below.

“Of course... but maybe...”

Oh My God (2013)Louis C.K.

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Cream Street and red-orange Smarts! rise above a blue curb and wall; a golden money clip flies right while a broad cream arrow turns left.

“Street Smarts!”

Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)John Mulaney

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An enormous iced cinnamon roll rests on a suitcase in an airport terminal, with a parked plane beyond the windows. The luggage tag has a plane silhouette.

“I'm buying a Cinnabon at the airport I arrived at.”

Chewed Up (2008)Louis C.K.

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Pink uppercase PIG grows ears and a tail, with a snout inside the P counter. A fig picture on the cookie box contradicts the heading.

“Pig Newtons”

Hilarious (2010)Louis C.K.

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A polished black shoe, brushes and polish dominate the foreground beside an oversized gold balance. Black and rust serif phrases sit on a cream wedge.

“I’ve argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.”

The SimpsonsLionel Hutz

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Cream serif lettering fills a teal wall above solid black spectacles, book spines and an orange table crossed by window light. The lens and shadow drawing is polished.

“Probably misses his old glasses.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

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Cream curved lettering fills a blue bathroom beside a black handset connected to its rotary base, a hanging towel, rubber duck and yellow curtain.

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

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Two opposed chairs and cups flank an empty kitchen table. An open door sends a diagonal light path through the cream and orange conversation fragment on the teal wall.

“So then I says to Mabel, I says…”

The SimpsonsBart Simpson

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A navy outline of Kirk’s Dignity sketch fills a cream spiral pad on an easel. Oversized navy serif lettering stretches across a mustard base beneath it, with a tilted blue field and yellow disk behind the pad.

“Dignity”

The SimpsonsInspired by Kirk Van Houten

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A dark house silhouette contains a diagonal cream belt, yellow gears and orange blocks. The rising orange word obey interrupts the return path as blocks spill at the right. Cream introductory lettering, an orange final line, a pendant lamp and a yellow floor complete the composition.

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

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A solitary cassette and looping tape lie across a blue room lit by a diagonal golden window beam, beneath cream lettering.

“Can I borrow a feeling?”

The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten (song/demo title)

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Black and red serif lettering follows a curling red-topped calendar surrounded by snow, with a brick school beyond the window.

“Lousy Smarch weather”

The SimpsonsInspired by Homer Simpson

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A small yellow infant harness is attached to a large red strap that exits the frame. Heavy black, blue and red text occupies a cream field above angular blue floor shapes.

“This leash demeans us both.”

The SimpsonsAn unnamed baby through Herb Powell’s translator

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