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A steaming teacup, decorated wooden box, and delicate flowers sit by a warmly lit window facing a ruined city. Large cream type anchors the golden brown foreground.

“Good tea. Nice house.”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationWorf

From $29 USD

Cream upright serif lettering crosses blue-green hills. A stylized shepherd boy calls toward a single village beneath a gold disc. Cream sheep gather at the lower left as a dark wolf approaches from a pine forest on the right.

“You should never tell the same lie twice”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineInspired by Garak

From $29 USD

A curved golden road passes between green architectural planes toward abstract buildings. Cream and dark lettering share the arches, with flowers, vessels and a bowl beside the route.

“Peace is good for business.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineDax

From $29 USD

Cream steps descend from a blue arched terrace toward the sea beneath a gold sun and cream serif lettering.

“The higher, the fewer.”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationAlexander Rozhenko

From $29 USD

A welcoming broad gold fold carries black lettering above a dark pointed underside. The lower words turn toward a small pale square on a green field.

“The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NinePel

From $29 USD

Dark, gently slanted serif lettering fills the pale-blue and cream utopian waterfront, with level baselines and clear space beside the steep divider. Rust-red rocks and a low orange sun fill the opposite side.

“It's easy to be a saint in paradise”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineBenjamin Sisko

From $29 USD

Large diagonal cream serif lettering and a red central phrase dominate a blue field above a baseball, rust-colored dirt, white chalk and a tall stadium floodlight.

“Death to the opposition!”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineWorf

From $29 USD

Cream serif lettering curves into the rim of a round fishbowl containing a red fish, layered teal water and a dark cast shadow.

“You can’t free a fish from water”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineBenjamin Sisko

From $29 USD

A golden house-shaped opening holds a teacup and peaceful interior within a charcoal ruined city. Heavy cream lettering spans the lower portion.

“Good tea. Nice house.”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationWorf

From $29 USD

Pale phrases occupy a broad black field. Giant gold money letter strokes become a coin-holding bowl and long retaining wall, stopping a small coin on the gray route below.

“Once you have their money, you never give it back.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineRom

From $29 USD

Small red and navy words on a pale curling sheet expand into enormous lower lettering against a cobalt field. The curl grows from the final letter of advice and terminates in the descending p of cheap.

“Free advice is seldom cheap.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineQuark

From $29 USD

Tall cream serif lettering rises above a large baseball on rust-colored infield dirt, a white chalk line, green stadium wall and small pennants beneath a blue sky.

“Death to the opposition!”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineWorf

From $29 USD

Four cream rectangular lights cast pale bands into a charcoal chamber. Large cream lettering faces a rust-red diagonal field that breaks around its strokes.

“There are four lights”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

Exactly five glowing hanging globes cast overlapping blue triangular beams. Cream lettering rests low in the room and continues into long floor bands.

“There are four lights”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

Exactly five cylindrical hanging lamps illuminate a dark chamber. A centered three-line cream quotation emphasizes the word four above five pale floor bands.

“There are four lights”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

A small terracotta tree is connected by fine roots to a much larger pale tree on navy. The E of Exploit extends into the dominant tree trunk and root system.

“Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineSisko

From $29 USD

Orderly blue arrows meet a curved cream interruption and scattered orange fragments. Red lettering follows the fold, with the long p of peace extending down its center.

“Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineQuark

From $29 USD

Four rectangular lights illuminate a dark blue chamber. Oversized cream lettering fills the space between angular inward walls and bright floor patches.

“There are four lights”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

A small dark figure stands on the upper balcony of a tall golden brown atrium. Large cream letterforms extend down toward the circular floor.

“Evil must be opposed”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineVedek Yassim

From $29 USD

A small dark figure stands on an elevated stone ledge. Its long vertical shadow contains cream typography against a distressed parchment background.

“Evil must be opposed”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineVedek Yassim

From $29 USD

$Huge cream UNION lettering spans a dark fractured industrial mass against scarlet rays. Gold coins and blocks tumble down the right side.$

“He was more than a hero! He was a UNION man!”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineMiles O’Brien

From $29 USD

Curving cream and coral lettering winds through green stems toward an orange ear-shaped flower on a rich blue background. Small toys and colorful objects descend into it.

“You know babies... every little thing they pick up goes straight into their ears”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineQuark

From $29 USD