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A lone moth beneath a hanging lamp, its golden cone of light breaking into a dark field beside cream serif lettering.

“Because the light was on.”

Moth joke on ConanNorm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Red One and black black coffee. on cream above a dark van, winding sunset road, red bollard and one cup at the drive-through window.

“One black coffee.”

The Comeback Kid (2015)John Mulaney

From $29 USD

A green frog at a wooden bank counter beside a pink elephant trinket, with cream serif lettering above.

“Give the frog a loan.”

Norm Macdonald Live with David SpadeInspired by Norm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Black lettering follows the shape of a pale mirror above a black barber chair. A striped cape and clippers sit beside brushes, trailing greenery and a barber pole.

“Your head is good.”

Live in Austin (2021)A barber, quoted by Shane Gillis

From $29 USD

Black serif lettering against pale blue above a family van, sunset road and drive-through window holding one cup.

“One black coffee.”

The Comeback Kid (2015)John Mulaney

From $29 USD

Cream and orange serif lettering follows a medical corridor above a horse leaving an ordinary elevator; a tipped cart and loose sheets interrupt the polished floor.

“It's like there's a horse loose in a hospital.”

Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)John Mulaney

From $29 USD

An empty black chair at a long red boardroom table, with tall cream lettering against a dark wall.

“Chairman of the Bored”

Courtney Thorne-Smith interviewInspired by Norm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Cream lettering with generous line spacing sits inside an outlined shaped mirror. A red barber chair, striped cape, globe lights and a checkerboard floor balance the reflection.

“Your head is good.”

Live in Austin (2021)A barber, quoted by Shane Gillis

From $29 USD

Cream words follow four descending bends of a blue water slide. Yellow clogs, checked clothing and black-and-gold belongings rest beside the pool, with rides and a slide tower behind.

“I'm going back tomorrow.”

Live in Austin (2021)Shane Gillis's sister, quoted by Shane Gillis

From $29 USD

Cream NOBODY CHOOSES sits above enormous tan TAN. A battered tan sedan has a black garbage bag taped over a rear side window.

“Nobody chooses tan.”

2017Louis C.K.

From $29 USD

A small red-roofed doghouse below an exaggerated rising stair and cream lettering on blue.

“Do you own a doghouse?”

Professor of logic routineInspired by Norm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Cream Street and gold Smarts! above a blue street corner, lamp post, flying money clip, curved dotted throw and opposing escape arrows.

“Street Smarts!”

Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)John Mulaney

From $29 USD

Cream serif lettering fills a shaped mirror above a red barber chair. A striped cape, barber pole, clippers and a checkerboard floor complete the empty barbershop.

“Your head is good.”

Live in Austin (2021)A barber, quoted by Shane Gillis

From $29 USD

Cream words follow three sweeping bends of a turquoise water slide. Yellow clogs and checked, black-and-gold belongings sit at the pool edge below a yellow-roofed tower.

“I'm going back tomorrow.”

Live in Austin (2021)Shane Gillis's sister, quoted by Shane Gillis

From $29 USD

An empty red director’s chair under a theatrical spotlight, with oversized red and black lettering on cream.

“Chairman of the Bored”

Courtney Thorne-Smith interviewInspired by Norm Macdonald

From $29 USD

A chain of curved signal marks stretches from the little phone past the word SPACE and toward the satellite beside the O in TO.

“It's going to space!”

Late Night with Conan O’Brien (2008)Louis C.K.

From $29 USD

A narrow signal beam cuts through the C/E region of the huge red SPACE while a small phone sits beneath the curved earth.

“It's going to space!”

Late Night with Conan O’Brien (2008)Louis C.K.

From $29 USD

A giant iced roll sits on a suitcase in a terminal. Cream steam coils through the C aperture before connecting down to the icing.

“I'm buying a Cinnabon at the airport I arrived at.”

Chewed Up (2008)Louis C.K.

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An enormous cream quicksand word dissolves into gold sand beside a calm blue-sky highway; smaller cream and orange phrases complete the quotation.

“I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”

New in Town (2012)John Mulaney

From $29 USD

Black connecting words and red-orange emphasized phrases follow a huge sandy hill above a dark vortex; a quiet road, mailbox and sun remain intact at right.

“I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”

New in Town (2012)John Mulaney

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The huge pink P has a curled tail. Cream NEWTONS hangs over a plate of cookies, a fig-illustrated box and a glass of milk.

“Pig Newtons”

Hilarious (2010)Louis C.K.

From $29 USD

A sunny yellow thought bubble overlaps a tangled blue thought bubble. Their tapered streams run into the E and other letter edges below.

“Of course... but maybe...”

Oh My God (2013)Louis C.K.

From $29 USD

Cream Street and red-orange Smarts! rise above a blue curb and wall; a golden money clip flies right while a broad cream arrow turns left.

“Street Smarts!”

Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)John Mulaney

From $29 USD

An enormous iced cinnamon roll rests on a suitcase in an airport terminal, with a parked plane beyond the windows. The luggage tag has a plane silhouette.

“I'm buying a Cinnabon at the airport I arrived at.”

Chewed Up (2008)Louis C.K.

From $29 USD

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