
Inspired by Jackie Chiles
“Balms are unpredictable.”
The pointing hand
An outstretched pointing hand with mint balm swirls on crimson, capturing Jackie Chiles's indignant legal lecture.

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The Van Buren Boys · Season 8, Episode 14
The report
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George backs an ordinary student in The Van Buren Boys who wants to become an architect, just as George once did. This print lays George's bell-curve defense onto an office report, with cream italic lettering crossing a red and olive curve beside desk papers. It brings witty workplace satire into your home.
The Van Buren Boys · Season 8, Episode 14
George presents student Steven Koren to the Susan Ross Foundation board, defending the applicant’s 2.0 GPA as perfectly respectable mediocrity. George favors the student because he dreams of becoming an architect like George once did.
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Inspired by Jackie Chiles
The pointing hand
An outstretched pointing hand with mint balm swirls on crimson, capturing Jackie Chiles's indignant legal lecture.

Spoken by George Costanza
The meeting room
A red and olive bell curve over boardroom silhouettes, celebrating George Costanza's defense of being average.

Spoken by George Costanza
The measured curve
A clean statistical bell curve in colored lines on pale peach, giving George's philosophy a crisp look.