“Street Smarts!”

Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018), school-safety assembly routine

Mulaney recalls Detective J. J. Bittenbinder delivering alarming safety advice to schoolchildren. One instruction is to put a bill in a money clip, throw it away from oneself during a mugging, and run the other direction. Mulaney later repeats the technique to avoid an innocuous secondary location. The advice becomes excessive lifelong anxiety.