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“’Tis a fine barn, but sure ’tis no pool, English.”
The SimpsonsAn Amish man
Open doors and pool kit
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“This leash demeans us both.”
The SimpsonsAn unnamed baby through Herb Powell’s translator
Infant harness
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“Probably misses his old glasses.”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson
Sunlit desk
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“I’ve argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.”
The SimpsonsLionel Hutz
Shoe and scales
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“So then I says to Mabel, I says…”
The SimpsonsBart Simpson
Interrupted kitchen
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“So then I says to Mabel, I says…”
The SimpsonsBart Simpson
Talking cup
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“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson
Household machine
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“To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson
Cause and solution keg stack
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“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”
The SimpsonsKent Brockman
Broadcast close-up
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“You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.”
The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten
Dignity sketch
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“Can I borrow a feeling?”
The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten (song/demo title)
Ribbon loops
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“Can I borrow a feeling?”
The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten (song/demo title)
Window light
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“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson
Off-hook bathroom
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“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”
The SimpsonsRainier Wolfcastle
Acid film set
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“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”
The SimpsonsRainier Wolfcastle
Acid wave
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“Lousy Smarch weather”
The SimpsonsInspired by Homer Simpson
Snowbound calendar
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“You don’t win friends with salad.”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson
Barbecue chorus
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“You don’t win friends with salad.”
The SimpsonsHomer Simpson
Separate tables
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“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film
Exposed hull
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“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film
Submerged hull
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