Testing gallery — purchasing is not available.

TV & stand-up quote prints.

All prints Star Trek Seinfeld The Sopranos The Simpsons Stand-Up

Search & filters

23 prints

Unframed or framed · Prices in USD

Browse quotes →

An exuberant leafy beet bouquet grows from a grocery bag, its burgundy stems continuing into the large beets lettering. A doorway sharply divides this abundance from ragged carpet and exposed floor.

“We got beets!”

The SimpsonsLisa Simpson

Leafy doorway

View design →

A grocery bag and tall beet foliage occupy the left side while huge red lettering rises on a cream field above torn blue carpet. Yellow emphasis marks give the announcement energy.

“We got beets!”

The SimpsonsLisa Simpson

Torn carpet

View design →

Cream serif lettering with yellow emphasis fills a blue sky above a pale corrugated barn with two open braced doors. A pool-kit carton, round hollow silver tubes and a crumpled blue liner lie on the grass.

“’Tis a fine barn, but sure ’tis no pool, English.”

The SimpsonsAn Amish man

Open doors and pool kit

View design →

A small yellow infant harness is attached to a large red strap that exits the frame. Heavy black, blue and red text occupies a cream field above angular blue floor shapes.

“This leash demeans us both.”

The SimpsonsAn unnamed baby through Herb Powell’s translator

Infant harness

View design →

Cream serif lettering fills a teal wall above solid black spectacles, book spines and an orange table crossed by window light. The lens and shadow drawing is polished.

“Probably misses his old glasses.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

Sunlit desk

View design →

A polished black shoe, brushes and polish dominate the foreground beside an oversized gold balance. Black and rust serif phrases sit on a cream wedge.

“I’ve argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.”

The SimpsonsLionel Hutz

Shoe and scales

View design →

Two opposed chairs and cups flank an empty kitchen table. An open door sends a diagonal light path through the cream and orange conversation fragment on the teal wall.

“So then I says to Mabel, I says…”

The SimpsonsBart Simpson

Interrupted kitchen

View design →

A cream steam/speech shape rises from a red kitchen cup and contains the fragment in red and blue. A second cup, chair and fridge supply the domestic setting.

“So then I says to Mabel, I says…”

The SimpsonsBart Simpson

Talking cup

View design →

A dark house silhouette contains a diagonal cream belt, yellow gears and orange blocks. The rising orange word obey interrupts the return path as blocks spill at the right. Cream introductory lettering, an orange final line, a pendant lamp and a yellow floor complete the composition.

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

Household machine

View design →

Cream expressive serif lettering and amber beer foam weave through a stack of blue and gold kegs against a textured teal background. A frothing mug crowns the pile; cause and of slope diagonally on the left, with solution and the closing words stacked on the right.

“To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

Cause and solution keg stack

View design →

A black ant edged in orange fills a cream circular broadcast view, surrounded by dark blue equipment rings and a camera-like housing. Bold cream lettering sits below the image; welcome spans the width in orange against a textured charcoal background.

“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”

The SimpsonsKent Brockman

Broadcast close-up

View design →

A navy outline of Kirk’s Dignity sketch fills a cream spiral pad on an easel. Oversized navy serif lettering stretches across a mustard base beneath it, with a tilted blue field and yellow disk behind the pad.

“Dignity”

The SimpsonsInspired by Kirk Van Houten

Kirk's drawing

View design →

A naturally seated black-and-cream cat looks toward Kirk’s Dignity outline on a cream easel pad. Black and blue serif lettering forms the question; the concluding assertion is predominantly brick red against a warm yellow field, with a blue floor below.

“You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.”

The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten

Dignity sketch

View design →

Cream lettering weaves among loose cassette-tape loops below an abandoned black cassette on blue.

“Can I borrow a feeling?”

The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten (song/demo title)

Ribbon loops

View design →

A solitary cassette and looping tape lie across a blue room lit by a diagonal golden window beam, beneath cream lettering.

“Can I borrow a feeling?”

The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten (song/demo title)

Window light

View design →

Cream curved lettering fills a blue bathroom beside a black handset connected to its rotary base, a hanging towel, rubber duck and yellow curtain.

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

Off-hook bathroom

View design →

Oversized cream and dark lettering rises over a vivid green acid wave flooding a film set, with small goggles at its base.

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”

The SimpsonsRainier Wolfcastle

Acid film set

View design →

Cream and gold lettering sits above goggles overwhelmed by a curling green acid wave on a dark field.

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”

The SimpsonsRainier Wolfcastle

Acid wave

View design →

Black and red serif lettering follows a curling red-topped calendar surrounded by snow, with a brick school beyond the window.

“Lousy Smarch weather”

The SimpsonsInspired by Homer Simpson

Snowbound calendar

View design →

A cream smoke plume carries black and green lettering above a barbecue grill, musical notes and a salad bowl on a red checked table.

“You don’t win friends with salad.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

Barbecue chorus

View design →

Sweeping cream smoke and expressive lettering rise from a crowded meat buffet; a salad sits alone on a smaller green checked table.

“You don’t win friends with salad.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

Separate tables

View design →

A small idyllic town rests on a weathered wooden ship hull beneath cream lettering and clouds over blue water.

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film

Exposed hull

View design →

Cream and gold lettering spans a coastal town arcade above the waterline; a concealed wooden ship hull, ropes, seaweed and fish lie beneath.

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film

Submerged hull

View design →