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Cream lettering weaves among loose cassette-tape loops below an abandoned black cassette on blue.

“Can I borrow a feeling?”

The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten (song/demo title)

From $29 USD

Sweeping cream smoke and expressive lettering rise from a crowded meat buffet; a salad sits alone on a smaller green checked table.

“You don’t win friends with salad.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

From $29 USD

Cream and gold lettering spans a coastal town arcade above the waterline; a concealed wooden ship hull, ropes, seaweed and fish lie beneath.

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film

From $29 USD

Tall cream serif lettering rises above a large baseball on rust-colored infield dirt, a white chalk line, green stadium wall and small pennants beneath a blue sky.

“Death to the opposition!”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineWorf

From $29 USD

Four cream rectangular lights cast pale bands into a charcoal chamber. Large cream lettering faces a rust-red diagonal field that breaks around its strokes.

“There are four lights”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

Exactly five glowing hanging globes cast overlapping blue triangular beams. Cream lettering rests low in the room and continues into long floor bands.

“There are four lights”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

Exactly five cylindrical hanging lamps illuminate a dark chamber. A centered three-line cream quotation emphasizes the word four above five pale floor bands.

“There are four lights”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

A cream steam/speech shape rises from a red kitchen cup and contains the fragment in red and blue. A second cup, chair and fridge supply the domestic setting.

“So then I says to Mabel, I says…”

The SimpsonsBart Simpson

From $29 USD

A black ant edged in orange fills a cream circular broadcast view, surrounded by dark blue equipment rings and a camera-like housing. Bold cream lettering sits below the image; welcome spans the width in orange against a textured charcoal background.

“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”

The SimpsonsKent Brockman

From $29 USD

A naturally seated black-and-cream cat looks toward Kirk’s Dignity outline on a cream easel pad. Black and blue serif lettering forms the question; the concluding assertion is predominantly brick red against a warm yellow field, with a blue floor below.

“You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.”

The SimpsonsKirk Van Houten

From $29 USD

A small idyllic town rests on a weathered wooden ship hull beneath cream lettering and clouds over blue water.

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

The SimpsonsJebediah Springfield as portrayed in a school film

From $29 USD

A cream smoke plume carries black and green lettering above a barbecue grill, musical notes and a salad bowl on a red checked table.

“You don’t win friends with salad.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

From $29 USD

Cream expressive serif lettering and amber beer foam weave through a stack of blue and gold kegs against a textured teal background. A frothing mug crowns the pile; cause and of slope diagonally on the left, with solution and the closing words stacked on the right.

“To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.”

The SimpsonsHomer Simpson

From $29 USD

Oversized cream and dark lettering rises over a vivid green acid wave flooding a film set, with small goggles at its base.

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”

The SimpsonsRainier Wolfcastle

From $29 USD

An exuberant leafy beet bouquet grows from a grocery bag, its burgundy stems continuing into the large beets lettering. A doorway sharply divides this abundance from ragged carpet and exposed floor.

“We got beets!”

The SimpsonsLisa Simpson

From $29 USD

Cream and gold lettering sits above goggles overwhelmed by a curling green acid wave on a dark field.

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”

The SimpsonsRainier Wolfcastle

From $29 USD

A grocery bag and tall beet foliage occupy the left side while huge red lettering rises on a cream field above torn blue carpet. Yellow emphasis marks give the announcement energy.

“We got beets!”

The SimpsonsLisa Simpson

From $29 USD

A cream identity badge on blue, with a small ID mark, blank portrait symbol, red lanyard and balanced black/red serif quote.

“The D stands for dentification.”

Identification / ID abbreviation routineInspired by Norm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Oversized orange Oh, and cream condensed lettering sit flat across the upper composition. A dark-coated man runs behind an orange-coated woman looking back at him, beside a lit subway train, warm tiled wall and teal reflected floor.

“Oh, she must hear the train coming.”

The Top Part (2009)John Mulaney

From $29 USD

Banknotes fall from a cash dispenser into a deep dark pit, where BROKE! is stretched in perspective at the bottom.

“I gotta raise $10 to be broke!”

Being Broke · early club setLouis C.K.

From $29 USD

$A blank banknote hangs above a pit. The giant BROKE! occupies the fractured lower field while red debris echoes its letter edges.$

“I gotta raise $10 to be broke!”

Being Broke · early club setLouis C.K.

From $29 USD

An eager dog looks through an open doorway toward a distant city, with cream and red lettering and a red rug in the dark interior.

“Where’s Hitler?”

Hitler’s Dog, Gossip & TrickeryNorm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Huge red legs enclose the words above open books. The final D and adjacent leg share a diagonal cut. Both paws have four toes.

“I want that dog dead!”

Live at the Beacon Theater (2011)Louis C.K.

From $29 USD

A small terracotta tree is connected by fine roots to a much larger pale tree on navy. The E of Exploit extends into the dominant tree trunk and root system.

“Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineSisko

From $29 USD

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