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Coffee steam climbs into the descending y while a distant road echoes its curve.

“Do you ever yearn?”

SeinfeldCosmo Kramer

From $29 USD

Empty executive chair, blank brass nameplate, packed desk box and an open doorway balance cream and gold serif lettering on a dark teal field.

“Kudos on a job… done.”

SeinfeldInspired by J. Peterman

From $29 USD

Stationary back-view man refuses the empty track's forward perspective.

“I choose not to run.”

SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld

From $29 USD

A bowl of orange bisque and a folded napkin sit under cream serif lettering on a diagonal black and cream field.

“I mentioned the bisque.”

SeinfeldInspired by Elaine Benes

From $29 USD

An empty red office chair, filing cabinet, desk papers and a coffee mug beneath black serif lettering on cream.

“I don’t even really work here.”

SeinfeldCosmo Kramer

From $29 USD

A cream employee badge on a red lanyard lies on a dark green desk beside a pencil, paper clips and papers.

“I don’t even really work here.”

SeinfeldCosmo Kramer

From $29 USD

Cream italic lettering follows a red and olive bell curve above silhouetted people around a boardroom table. Two small figures occupy the raised curve.

“Right in that meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.”

SeinfeldGeorge Costanza

From $29 USD

A red and olive bell curve bears cream italic lettering on a large office report. Smaller papers, a desk edge, and a certificate-like heading surround it.

“Right in that meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.”

SeinfeldGeorge Costanza

From $29 USD

An angled blue car seat and adjustment lever sit beneath cream and red words. The close confines and forceful lettering interpret the absurdity of demanding serenity during a small domestic argument.

“Serenity now!”

SeinfeldFrank Costanza

From $29 USD

A cramped blue car seat and its adjustment mechanism press against large cream words on a red field. The emphatic demand for calm makes a visual joke out of Frank’s frustrated attempt to relax.

“Serenity now!”

SeinfeldFrank Costanza

From $29 USD

Cream lettering fills a blue background above a tan jacket, white collar, red tie, and raised pointing hand. The figure’s face is outside the composition.

“While you’re thinking about that, think about this!”

SeinfeldLieutenant Bookman

From $29 USD

Rows of teal, cream, and dark cars form a dense parking garage. Large cream words zigzag toward a red figure with raised arms at the bottom.

“We ask that you please bear with us”

SeinfeldJiffy Park attendant

From $29 USD

Cream letters and mint green balm swirls surround a raised palm and a pointing hand on a deep red background.

“Balms are unpredictable.”

SeinfeldInspired by Jackie Chiles

From $29 USD

Bold black and cream lettering surrounds a faceless tan-haired silhouette in a dark suit. Angular blue and parchment shapes structure the composition.

“While you’re thinking about that, think about this!”

SeinfeldLieutenant Bookman

From $29 USD

Oversized cream letters extend along an orange sunlit wall above a dark trash bag. Diagonal pavement shadows pull the composition into the distance.

“That’s what I’d like to know about it”

SeinfeldJiffy Dump attendant

From $29 USD