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Dimensional cream and red lettering on blue; a large D and the full separate word dentification cast long shadows.

“The D stands for dentification.”

Identification / ID abbreviation routineInspired by Norm Macdonald

From $29 USD

Translucent blue, green and ochre bands enter the counters of giant black Hear all lettering. The long tapered strokes of the lower t form a barrier above trust nothing.

“Hear all, trust nothing.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineNog

From $29 USD

“You may test that assumption at your convenience” in tall dark plum lettering on cream, alongside angular burgundy shards and a narrow gold stripe.

“You may test that assumption at your convenience”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

Torn red and black planes frame a pale opening. Giant cream War lettering gives way to a golden flow entering a dark lower pocket beside business.

“War is good for business.”

Star Trek: Deep Space NineQuark

From $29 USD

Tall cream serif lettering projects from a stepped stone wall. Jagged black forms with red edges press from the left; a shorter blue block stands at the right against a deep navy field. A pale stone foreground holds long angular shadows.

“You may test that assumption at your convenience”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard

From $29 USD

Cream and vivid red letterforms run along a torn dark page. Fine curved lines fan outward over the surrounding parchment, with small red fragments at the tear.

“I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking!”

Star Trek: The Next GenerationWilliam Riker

From $29 USD

Rounded cream lettering builds a full-page declaration on a worn navy field, with the romantic ending in coral and a rough cream printed surround.

Printed frame · part of the artwork

“I am approaching you with romantic intent.”

King of the HillHank Hill

From $29 USD

Heavy rounded letters shift from forest green to near-black on a warm cream field. The four-line cadence moves from a courteous request to its firm conclusion.

“We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.”

King of the HillHank Hill

From $29 USD

Tall expressive serif lettering fills a blush field. Burgundy carries the courteous setup, while a red final line makes the departure unmistakable.

“We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.”

King of the HillHank Hill

From $29 USD

Soft, oversized cream letters step across a navy field. Coral gives the two-word ending its own warm emphasis within the complete five-line sentence.

“I am approaching you with romantic intent.”

King of the HillHank Hill

From $29 USD

Cream serif lettering fills a brush-textured teal panel. The word romantic changes to a flowing italic, surrounded by a warm ochre printed border.

“I am approaching you with romantic intent.”

King of the HillHank Hill

From $29 USD

Oversized burgundy first declaration and pale-yellow second declaration fill a hot-pink field in four tightly stacked lines with rounded, irregular letterforms.

“That's my purse! I don't know you!”

King of the HillBobby Hill

From $29 USD

Broad rounded yellow first declaration and cream second declaration occupy four angled lines against a cobalt-blue field.

“That's my purse! I don't know you!”

King of the HillBobby Hill

From $29 USD

Broad cream and acid-yellow brush lettering sweeps across a cobalt painted field with distinct light and dark blue passages and an uneven cream paper border.

“That's my purse! I don't know you!”

King of the HillBobby Hill

From $29 USD

Chunky oxblood and butter-cream lettering fills a tomato-red ink panel, whose mottled texture and irregular edge sit inside a pale-blush paper surround.

“That's my purse! I don't know you!”

King of the HillBobby Hill

From $29 USD