Seinfeld
Inspired by Jackie Chiles
“Balms are unpredictable.”
The pointing hand
An outstretched pointing hand with mint balm swirls on crimson, capturing Jackie Chiles's indignant legal lecture.
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Spoken by George Costanza
The Van Buren Boys · Season 8, Episode 14
“Right in that meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.”
The measured curve
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The artwork
In The Van Buren Boys, George Costanza defends a scholarship candidate’s 2.0 GPA as perfectly respectable. Dense colored vertical lines form a rounded bell curve holding large cream serif lettering on pale peach. The clean chart design looks like an exhibition poster while hiding George’s wonderfully self-serving logic in a tidy chart.
The scene
The Van Buren Boys · Season 8, Episode 14
George presents student Steven Koren to the Susan Ross Foundation board, defending the applicant’s 2.0 GPA as perfectly respectable mediocrity. George favors the student because he dreams of becoming an architect like George once did.
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- 40.6 × 61 cm
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- Unframed print
- Paper
- Enhanced matte paper
- Frame
- Ayous wood · 1.9 cm profile
- Included
- Acrylite protector & hanging hardware
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