
Spoken by George Costanza
“Right in that meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.”
The meeting room
A red and olive bell curve over boardroom silhouettes, celebrating George Costanza's defense of being average.

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The Maestro · Season 7, Episode 3
The pointing hand
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In The Maestro, Kramer’s balm heals the coffee burn at the center of his lawsuit, leaving Jackie Chiles exasperated. This print adapts the lawyer’s theatrical response. Cream lettering and mint green swirls surround a raised palm and pointing hand against deep crimson. The vivid colors suit a line that refuses to be delivered quietly.
The Maestro · Season 7, Episode 3
Kramer treats his coffee burn with a balm from the Maestro, healing the injury at the center of his lawsuit. Jackie Chiles responds with an exasperated lecture on how unpredictable balms can be.
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Spoken by George Costanza
The meeting room
A red and olive bell curve over boardroom silhouettes, celebrating George Costanza's defense of being average.

Spoken by George Costanza
The measured curve
A clean statistical bell curve in colored lines on pale peach, giving George's philosophy a crisp look.

Spoken by George Costanza
The report
An office report layout with George's bell curve, celebrating the comfort of staying in the middle.